Friday, May 27, 2011

Come on, really?

So the other day, I'm watching one of my favorite radio shows on ustream, and they were doing a bit called "Cheeky Monkey," where, the phone screener was getting pictures of monkeys stapled to her butt.  Hilarious, right? Well not to everyone apparently.

A lady called in saying how her and her 12 year old son love listening to the show. She also mentioned that her son said he couldn't wait to get home after school to watch the video of the bit, because obviously (a) it's funny, and (b) it includes girl butt.  I don't see anything wrong with that.

On the side of the video is a chat stream, where a couple people were commenting on how bad of a mother she is for "encouraging" (allowing) her son to see such a video.  Now, the lady in the video is wearing underwear (not a thong, UNDERWEAR!) and there is nothing dirty about it. 

By the time I was 12 I had already been given permission to look at my dad's porn collection (periodicals such as EASYRIDERS, and IRON HORSE, due to the fact that he is a biker) and did so regularly, of course.  There was no penetration involved, just pictures of naked women on motorcycles, and it did NO damage to me.  Quite the opposite actually, I believe.  The more we hide sexuality from our children, the more fucked up they're going to turn out. 

Now I'm not saying you should sit them down and teach them about fisting, but is looking at a butt really a bad thing?  I don't think so.  So, in summary, butts are good, and keep your stupid ass views out of other peoples lives.


  1. I wonder if those are the same people that preach morals and values, then proceed to go home and play "safe-rape" with their dogs watching??

  2. That is a very good possibility.

  3. i think that the act of stapleing pictures to any human flesh is gross! but if she liked it goodie for her. but i wouldnt incurage my kid to watch such stuff... and as for porn even if a parent wanted and tryed to keep there kid away from it they cant.... not in this day and age... if it were illegle then well you know but a dressed woman and no sexual content no crime... morals are rules made by priests and government officials and they realy have nothing to do with ethics! i know right and wrong from my ethical understandings and i don't need no one else's rules to tell me what to or not to do!!! yet most people wouldnt be able to govern themselves and thats why churches and governments need to be to give the masses moral rules, or else the world would be burning...
    Robert Anthony (the dreamer of dreams...}